Energy Industry Professional T-Shirts

'It's kind of disappointing that they make solar energy panels.'

US fossil fuel industry resurgence under Trump

Along the Manhattan Pipeline

Loosen the Hounds

Global Burning

'Gent from the Energy Industry here - wants to know do we do Carbon Fetish?'

Graph line of energy company drops so low it strikes owner in head like lightning.

Big oil.

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Libyan Crude Oil

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Car Breast-Feeding

Take me to your leader. . .

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Venice Floods

Army Man Playset 2020

EXXON EXTINCTION

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Bump in the road.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"Woo-hoo!"

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.