Energy Industry T-Shirts

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'Should we be using words like 'fracking' in front of the kids?'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

'Sure - they think they're such big shots - better than everybody - just because they have all that oil!'

He asked for it!

Russian Oil Rig.

Oil dependency

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

Oil

"Big coal is getting restless."

"Help!"

The Land Grab: Then and Now

Big Oil Profits

"Smedley, give the wheel a spin to see what excuse we'll give the public."

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

Falling Oil Prices.

World Demand Price Up

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'The following exposé of the horrible dangers of nuclear energy is brought to you by the Mammoth Oil Company....'

Energy Company.

Department of Energy worker has two boxes: 'Vim' and 'Vigor'.

Office of management & budget & BIG OIL.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Snake in the grass...

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."