Energy Sector T-Shirts

Putin.

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Oil Profits of Doom

Global Burning

'I find it hard to believe that you work in energy development.'

'Let me assure you we are doing everything we can to keep prices down and put customers first.'

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

Explosive

"It's a strange picture."

"If gas prices weren't so low, I'd be upset my energy stocks have tanked."

German/Russian Relations: The Nord Stream Problem

Nord Stream 2

Russian Gas

"Hi! This is your energy provider - all our operatives are out on a spending spree at the moment - please try again later."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Blockhead

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Woo-hoo!"

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'

Big oil.

Russian Gas Supply to Europe

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

'I see you've heard the news.'