Energy Sector Analyst T-Shirts

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

US Energy Needs.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Bump in the road.

"Woo-hoo!"

Energy trap.

What We're Fighting For

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

There's no real oil emergency...

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Camel In The Tent

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

EXXON EXTINCTION

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'