Energy Analysts T-Shirts

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Mega Energy Co - Gross Profits and Totally Gross Profits

World Oil Supply: A Slippery Floor

"Unfortunately, we're dependent on Russian gas and oil supplies. BUt we will sign the contracts in the colors of the Ukrainian flag."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Nuclear generation of energy.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

City Windfarms.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"Neversource"

US Energy Needs.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."