Energy Analysts Prints

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Mega Energy Co - Gross Profits and Totally Gross Profits

World Oil Supply: A Slippery Floor

"Unfortunately, we're dependent on Russian gas and oil supplies. BUt we will sign the contracts in the colors of the Ukrainian flag."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Nuclear generation of energy.

City Windfarms.

US Energy Needs.

"Neversource"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Sustainability

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'