Energy Experts Prints

Oil on Mars.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Nuclear generation of energy.

City Windfarms.

US Energy Needs.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Neversource"

Summer Energy

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Sustainability

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'