Electricity Expert Prints

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"This may come as a shock to you, but you two are not a good fit. It's no one's ground fault. Electricity is not enough. I know it's hertz, but one day you'll connect with watt I'm relaying."

Home Heating Oil

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Tax Preparer. I'm working on my client's tax returns. Mars, being the "red planet," is claiming a business operating loss. Jupiter, with all those moons, takes deductions for almost 70 dependents. And earth has no new nations this year ... so no "capitol gains" to declare. Did Mercury lower his taxes? Yeah, he's eligible for a huge solar energy tax credit!

Oil on Mars.

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

God bless our all-electric home.

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Unplugged.

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

'Oh,he's ok if you get on the right side of him.'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Adaptability.

High electricity consumption in the summer

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

Nord Stream 2

Plasma scientist

"We blew a fuse."

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

"No. You're not going crazy... You just need an outlet."