Electricity Expert Gifts

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Nuclear energy.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Home Heating Oil

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Oil on Mars.

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

God bless our all-electric home.

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

Unplugged.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Adaptability.

Nord Stream 2

Plasma scientist

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."

"We blew a fuse."

High electricity consumption in the summer

"No. You're not going crazy... You just need an outlet."

"If it takes 4 hrs to change your laptop, 3 hrs to charge your tablet, and 2 hrs your phone, how many hours are you going to have to go without the internet?"