Global Power Analyst T-Shirts

'I want to be respected for other reasons than having nuclear weapons.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Welcome to the future"

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

The Gladiator.

US Energy Needs.

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

The New World Order

"Neversource"

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

"I see you as a little bee, Kutner. Buzz, buzz, buzz, go make some honey."

"This is Mr Johnson, the man who works under me."

Above reproach.

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

A divided world.

Critical Ethanol report

Book dictator

"Destroyers"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"