Global Power Analyst Gifts

'I want to be respected for other reasons than having nuclear weapons.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Welcome to the future"

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

That's What Happens

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

The Gladiator.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Neversource"

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

US Energy Needs.

The New World Order

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"This is Mr Johnson, the man who works under me."

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

"I see you as a little bee, Kutner. Buzz, buzz, buzz, go make some honey."

Above reproach.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Book dictator

"Destroyers"

A divided world.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'