
"He's a very controlling person."
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"He's a very controlling person."
"I've never understood—what is the difference between morals and ethics?"
"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."
'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'
"He said it's all about holding on to tradition while embracing the future. I told him to keep his hands to himself."
'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'
'Don't just sit there, hire someone who agrees with me.'
Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II
'I got the promotion. I'll never have to say please again.'
"Let's have a heart-to-heart talk—one huge, powerful grownup to one tiny, nothing kid."
"This is Mr Johnson, the man who works under me."
"I see you as a little bee, Kutner. Buzz, buzz, buzz, go make some honey."
"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."
The scales between gluttony and hunger
'I'm going to impose my belief system on the populace. Come up with a belief system for me by noon.'
Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.
'I didn't have to step on toes to get where I did today - I have people who do that for me.'
"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"
"It's a symbol of power."
If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.
Above reproach.
Puppeteer controls office work
Simon was certain he'd secured the contract - but at what cost to his dignity?
'Before we begin I'd like to remind you all that I have the conch.'
'I'm an associate - But I'm the Alpha associate.'
The Gladiator.
'I'm looking for someone to bask in my glow.'
"Will he know what this is about?"
Nice idea Boxfile, work on it until it sounds like one of mine
'We think you should resign.'
"You may approach the giant novelty chair."
Early American Executive Washroom
Principal's office has a cat flap for the students.
"There is no 'I' in 'team', however there are several 'I's in 'I'm the boss and you do what I say'."
"Don't think being an evil overlord is all fun and games."
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