Oil And Gas Analyst T-Shirts

Putin.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

US Energy Needs.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Take me to your leader. . .

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

There's no real oil emergency...

Energy trap.

What We're Fighting For

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Camel In The Tent

Bump in the road.

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"It was originally built for fracking but the tourist thing seems to be working out OK."

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

Russian Gas Supply to Europe

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'

Short Memories