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Hormuz Canal Crisis.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"Gas, is it the future?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

EXXON EXTINCTION

"But is it renewable...."

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

"Woo-hoo!"

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

Solar Range.

Big oil.

Russian Gas Supply to Europe

Middle Eastern Crisis.

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