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Hormuz Canal Crisis.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Critical Ethanol report

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"But is it renewable...."

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

Russian Gas Supply to Europe

Big oil.

Kids' energy levels

Nuclear energy?

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

Middle Eastern Crisis.