Oil Industry Aficionado T-Shirts

Esso stand at a perfume counter.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Car Breast-Feeding

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

The Oil of Iran

Fuels paradise.

Oil Industry Safety.

Oil Price

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Rising Oil Prices.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

History of Gasoline.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Low oil prices.

Expensive oil.

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Improvised Economic Device

"He's being retrained."

Libyan Oil

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Footprint on Alaska

'Maybe complimentary refills wasn't such a good idea.'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

Oil War

'Sure - they think they're such big shots - better than everybody - just because they have all that oil!'