Oil Enthusiast T-Shirts

ATM at gas station.

"The food here is very good- a little oily, but good."

"Yes, that's good news, but it's a long way to go for oil!"

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.

Price Gouging

Addicted to Oil

Hassan Rouhani

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'Your sponsored child and his family used your monthly support to dig a new village well. Instead of water they struck oil - and are now wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.'

Possible Nationalization of the YPF

Uncle Sam is Stuck in Iran's Oil.

Drill, Drill!

After the coma.

Fuels paradise.

Heat number 1 at the Oleolympics.

"Not even a 'Thank You' for holding the door...How crude!"

Low oil prices.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"My fault! My fault! Too much oil."

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Turmoil change.

Car Breast-Feeding

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Gas prices up.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Oil Industry Safety.