Oil Fanatic T-Shirts

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

Car Breast-Feeding

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Fuels paradise.

Gas Prices

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Iranian Oil

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Oil Price

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads