Petroleum Enthusiast T-Shirts

Oil Price

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

US Energy Needs.

Car Breast-Feeding

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Fuels paradise.

Gas prices up.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Oil Industry Safety.

'Do you have poop points?'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Iranian Oil

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

History of Gasoline.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.

Oil Profits

Expensive oil.

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

Low oil prices.