Oil Exploration Enthusiast T-Shirts

Footprint on Alaska

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Car Breast-Feeding

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Fuels paradise.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Oil Price

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

History of Gasoline.

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

Rising Oil Prices.

Archaeologists

Libyan Oil

'What do you mean don't tell anyone, we'll keep it in the bathtub?'

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Improvised Economic Device

Low oil prices.

Expensive oil.