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Divining Oil

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Horror movies

Boat wedding.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

When bored, we board

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

Starbucks Siren

Hello from the lakes!

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

New around here?

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Bon Voyage

Football Fish

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

Camp Wilderness.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

River Source

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.