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Divining Oil

Horror movies

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Boat wedding.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

When bored, we board

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

Hello from the lakes!

Starbucks Siren

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

New around here?

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Football Fish

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Bon Voyage

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

River Source

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Camp Wilderness.

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.