Energy Explorers T-Shirts

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Nuclear fusion reactor

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

The Evolution Of Man.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Here's the problem."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Plasma Ball

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

The oil trap.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Nuclear energy.

Benjamin Franklin.

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

Nikola Tesla

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Wrong end of extension cord.

'Do you have poop points?'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"