Energy Explorers T-Shirts

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Nuclear fusion reactor

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

The Evolution Of Man.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Here's the problem."

Plasma Ball

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

The oil trap.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Nuclear energy.

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Benjamin Franklin.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Nikola Tesla

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Wrong end of extension cord.

'Do you have poop points?'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

Wrong pills

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

Completing the Beast