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I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

"I'm coming. ... And must you wag your tail like that?!?"

'Sorry, Alexander's a dreadful climber!'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Jumping

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Chiller Theatre

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Needs to get a life"

Pastorius wonders why.

Lumbar support animal

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

There is No Planet C

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Is this who I am?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'