Energy Adventurer T-Shirts

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

I think you're ace

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

GM Crops Genie.

Critical Ethanol report

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'