Energy Adventurer T-Shirts

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

I think you're ace

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Here's the problem."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Critical Ethanol report

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

GM Crops Genie.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"