Energetic Adventurer T-Shirts

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

I think you're ace

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Football

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Shoot For The Moon

Creative Baby.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

GM Crops Genie.

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Nanny with children on leash

"Fight or flight?"

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Sticking out tongue

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'I told you to sip it!'

Pole Vaulting Club