Empowered Adventurer T-Shirts

"Wow! Gracie is playing with lipstick! She hates girly stuff! Maybe she finally discovered her dainty side!"

Climbing Beard

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

I think you're ace

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Meet the new factory manager.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

GM Crops Genie.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Photocoffier.

Man on Island.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'