Empowered Adventurer Gifts

"Wow! Gracie is playing with lipstick! She hates girly stuff! Maybe she finally discovered her dainty side!"

Climbing Beard

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

I think you're ace

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Meet the new factory manager.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

GM Crops Genie.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Man on Island.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Photocoffier.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"