Confident Adventurer Gifts

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"OK...I've worked all week on my self-confidence. So asking Smiley to the movies should be easy! C'mon Baldo, you can do it! Just concentrate...and it'll happen!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Where the wild things were."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Shoot For The Moon

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Ego Increasing School

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Sticking out tongue

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'