Confident Adventurers Gifts

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Shoot For The Moon

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Ego Increasing School

Bird sitting on a wing.

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

Sticking out tongue

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

'I told you to sip it!'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"