Self-aware Adventurers Gifts

"What about my fears?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' 'There goes my political career!'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

If you were an iceberg...

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"

"You've got solipsistic narcissism, take two selfies and call me in the morning."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

Selfie-Conscious

"Help me doc - I keep thinking I'm inside a cartoon."

"If you're really me, why can't I see a word balloon?!"