Confident Adventurers T-Shirts

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Shoot For The Moon

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Ego Increasing School

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Bird sitting on a wing.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Sticking out tongue

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

People of Courage

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'I told you to sip it!'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"