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Approval Heaven

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Wall St. or True Love.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Ego Increasing School

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

Sticking out tongue

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

'I told you to sip it!'

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"My main worry is my anxiety."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

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"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

Alcoholidays.

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."