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"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Scuba Diving Devil

Things that scare Jimmy

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."