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Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Whatever!

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Monster under the bed.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Don't have nightmares!

My Hero

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Things that scare Jimmy

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."