Peaceful Dreamers T-Shirts

"I've counted 53 in this flock! What about you Bob? Bob?"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

Whatever!

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

My Hero

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

Visit a Place in your Past...

#NationalPoetryDay

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

Beach Ball in No-Man's Land

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

Answer to Prayers - NO

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"