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'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

Tree house.

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Dogs can dream too.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'You can tell he's not afraid of the work, by the way he fights it.'

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

No Action Comics

"She's in her happy place again."

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

A quick escape from a business meeting.

'All the stress of the job went away once I stopped giving a damn.'

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"I was gonna write a book how how to be lazy - but i'm too lazy..."

'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'

"Religion?"

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

"I'm not daydreaming, Ms Howard. I'm reviewing my intellectual properties."

Free Thinking.

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"