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Standing By Myself: Nobody Would Watch a Movie About Your Childhood

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Me when by BDD shows up

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Writer's irony.

Painter's muse

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

No Action Comics

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew..." "Dude."

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

A quick escape from a business meeting.

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

Live Inside Your Head.

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

Sabbatical Diary: Day Six - I notice my surroundings.

Free Thinking.

"Don't disturb Daddy. He's busy visualizing unparalleled success in the business world and, by extension, a better life for us all."

"Back row, day-dreaming, never put his hand up, that was your Dad."

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

"What is it like to have suffered and to have no art to show for it?"

"That one looks like... never mind it changed. That one kind of looks like... never mind, it also changed. That one... never mind."