Fearful Dreamer T-Shirts

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Hot Air Balloon

Storm in a magic lamp.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

A dream of consequence

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."