Confused Dreamer T-Shirts

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Totalitarian Humour

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Don Quixote

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'