Confused Dreamer T-Shirts

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

George Orwell

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Totalitarian Humour

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Don Quixote

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Child in a bear suit.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'