Distracted Dreamer T-Shirts

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Art of Surviving

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

Writers' Compensation

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

All Roads Lead To Rome

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Baseball is boring."

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

Wide-awake.

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

"At least my putting has improved."

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

"Tonight's our night. Try not to think about the fed."

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

The teacher was in favour of comic relief... but, not in class time!'

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

'I quit my job because I'm coming into money. Yep, I'm 4-6 weeks away from several rebate checks arriving.'

"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."

'It never fails. As soon as I get in the bath, someone's at the door.'

My inomnia wouldn't be so bad if I didn't lie awake worrying about it.

"What did I do with what cure for absent mindedness?"