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Zoom Counting Sheep

Thoughts are louder in the dark

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."

My inomnia wouldn't be so bad if I didn't lie awake worrying about it.

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Insomnia.

Can't sleep?

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, you can see the doctor about your insomnia now.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Art of Surviving

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Wide-awake.

No Action Comics

New Year Revolution

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"At least my putting has improved."

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

'All the stress of the job went away once I stopped giving a damn.'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

'Are you counting sheep again?'