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"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

Monster under the bed.

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Don't have nightmares!

Things that scare Jimmy

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

Bin Laden

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.