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'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Monster under the bed.

Don't have nightmares!

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Things that scare Jimmy

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'