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'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Clown Nightmares

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Things that scare Jimmy

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'