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'Soiling your pants every time you ride your bike fast isn't a medical condition. It's probably a mixture of fear and excitement.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Well, some spiders might come inside when it gets colder, but don't worry, they're harmless!'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Shadow Monster

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

A shark fin at sea.

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"Artie, don’t freak out, but there’s a spider on your back ..."

'BEAR!!!'

Woman climbs up a tree to escape a scary mouse.

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

Face your fears...

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Things that scare Jimmy

Postman worries that there is a big dog in the doghouse - turns out to be a small dog with big eyes...

"It's your neurosis, you face it."

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

'Worst case of acrophobia I've ever seen.'

Aversion Therapy Unit

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

I tried whistling in the dark. A dog ran up and bit me.

'Hello. Did you bring back anything from your holiday?.'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Pencil eraser."