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"You're research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Monster under the bed.

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Things that scare Jimmy

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

Don't have nightmares!

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

The Board of Fear