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"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

'I don't need a lot of memory but do you have one without a mouse?'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Romantic Glass Blower

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Principal to teacher with trap door below her desk: 'The board thinks people teach better under pressure.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Monster under the bed.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

Things that scare Jimmy

Don't have nightmares!

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'