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'Do you remember those good old days when we had nothing to fear but fear itself?'

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

'He can smell fear, but you can throw him off track by rubbing cash on yourself.'

Investor's Nightmare.

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

Got anything for the small investor?

The Board of Fear

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

Zoo dentist.

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

"Please, don't be scared, it's only an idea."

'I received your cheque twice, once from you and once from the bank.'

Stockmarket - "I see fear is up five points."

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.