Fearless Investor T-Shirts

Stockmarket - "I see fear is up five points."

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

The stock market rose slightly today on rumours. There's nothing to fear but fear itself.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

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Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Things that scare Jimmy

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Zoo dentist.

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

The Board of Fear

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

Unchanged … and yet completely changed. Tao Jones Indexes.

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Please, don't be scared, it's only an idea."

Investor's Nightmare.

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."