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"Shadow? Why would I be scared of my shadow? I thought it was the IRS."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

Zoo dentist.

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Stockmarket - "I see fear is up five points."

Investor's Nightmare.

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

"You're research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice"

Prophets are up.

"Our winner for the 50th time in a row..."

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"Higgins is our best trader. . . he can smell fear."

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

No Fear.

'Do you remember those good old days when we had nothing to fear but fear itself?'

"I want a costume that will scare grownups. What does an underfunded retirement account look like?"

The stock market rose slightly today on rumours. There's nothing to fear but fear itself.

"Everything looked fine. We're just giving you a mild sedative before showing you the bill."

California Investments: Quake-Proof Your Portfolio!

Jellyfish Horror Stories.