Fearless Financiers Gifts

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Zoo dentist.

Stockmarket - "I see fear is up five points."

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

Investor's Nightmare.

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

"You're research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice"

Prophets are up.

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

No Fear.

"Higgins is our best trader. . . he can smell fear."

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'Do you remember those good old days when we had nothing to fear but fear itself?'

"I want a costume that will scare grownups. What does an underfunded retirement account look like?"

The stock market rose slightly today on rumours. There's nothing to fear but fear itself.

"I'm gonna throw this in her direction...just to give her a little scare!"

Lion tamer scared of mouse.

California Investments: Quake-Proof Your Portfolio!

"Everything looked fine. We're just giving you a mild sedative before showing you the bill."